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      <span class="subbuzz__number">1.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This expressive turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/18/asset/71ba74fbe820/sub-buzz-921-1667846918-13.png?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto"/><p>He's just happy to see you!<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">2.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This pickle pumpkin pie that I'd probably try once, TBH:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/71ba74fbe820/sub-buzz-978-1667848186-6.png?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto"/><p>At least it looks like they used sweet pickles.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">3.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This mac 'n' cheese turkey mess:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/18/asset/9bfa3acf05ed/sub-buzz-917-1667847159-17.png?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto"/><p>We've got to draw the line somewhere.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">4.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This horror movie monster that will certainly give me nightmares:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/18/asset/c12d114d4c7c/sub-buzz-906-1667846832-8.png"/><p>No, but like...what if it started crawling across the table at you??<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">5.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This turkey that was cooked well-done:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/c12d114d4c7c/sub-buzz-1032-1667849371-5.png"/><p>Just a little crispy.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">6.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This turkey that looks like an actual crime scene:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/18/asset/9bfa3acf05ed/sub-buzz-921-1667847054-4.png"/><p>Aww buddy, what happened here?<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">7.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This turkey dessert that just looks wrong in so many ways:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/18/asset/71ba74fbe820/sub-buzz-893-1667846633-30.png"/><p>Depending on what kind of "gross" you are...that turkey body could look like two different things.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">8.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This pie with a slight char:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/9bfa3acf05ed/sub-buzz-968-1667848263-4.png"/><p>Got that nice caramelization.&nbsp;<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">9.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This toasty turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/c44888699604/sub-buzz-984-1667848730-10.png"/><p>It must take skills to screw up this badly.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">10.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This Instant Pot turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/71ba74fbe820/sub-buzz-978-1667848053-4.png"/><p>What a fun color!<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">11.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This demon from the underworld:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/9bfa3acf05ed/sub-buzz-1003-1667848966-15.png"/><p>I swear to god this turkey was a character in <i>Stranger Things</i>.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">12.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This quirky turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/c12d114d4c7c/sub-buzz-1012-1667848677-3.png"/><p>My, my! What a busty lady!<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">13.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This peculiar dessert design:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/f6a82a13e005/sub-buzz-968-1667848898-2.png"/><p>Maybe we, as a society, should find new ways to make Thanksgiving-themed desserts.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">14.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This Flamin' Hot Cheeto turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/9e5c4eec5efe/sub-buzz-1007-1667849241-10.png"/><p>I'm calling the police.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">15.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This stuffed turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/9bfa3acf05ed/sub-buzz-1011-1667849313-12.png"/><p>Is that...pasta in there?<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">16.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This perky turkey:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/f6a82a13e005/sub-buzz-990-1667849451-1.png"/><p>Either she's blessed or she's got an amazing plastic surgeon.&nbsp;<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">17.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">This turkey made from Spam:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/9e5c4eec5efe/sub-buzz-1000-1667849543-4.png"/><p>It looks like a Sphynx cat.<br></p><h2>
    
      <span class="subbuzz__number">18.</span>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">And finally, whatever the heck happened here:</span>
    
  </h2><img class="PostContentImage" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/7/19/asset/f6a82a13e005/sub-buzz-998-1667849617-1.png"/><p>Happy holiday's, y'all.&nbsp;<br></p><h2>
    

    
      <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving that's worthy of <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksgiving/" target="_blank" data-skimlinks-tracking="6345329">r/thanksgiving</a> and doesn't end up on <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/" target="_blank" data-skimlinks-tracking="6345329">r/funny</a> or <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/" target="_blank" data-skimlinks-tracking="6345329">r/shittyfoodporn</a>!</span>
    
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      This expressive turkey:
    
  He's just happy to see you!
    
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      This pic...

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